Me: Can we talk about what happened?
Him: I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Me: Just tell me. Are you seeing someone else?
Him: Would that matter?
Me: Of course it would matter.
Him: It wouldn’t matter.
Me: Stop it. It would make a difference. Wouldn’t it make a difference if I was seeing someone?
Him: I know about you and Boss.
Me: I know you know. I told you.
Him: No. I know how you feel about him.
Me: Mind telling me, since you’re so in the know?
Him: You like him. You have feelings for him.
Me: I have feelings for you.
Him: He has feelings for you.
Me: How would you know this? He acts like he doesn’t like me very much.
Him: He does like you very much.
Me: What does that have to do with you and me?
Him: He’s my brother. It has everything to do with me and you.
Me: What if I told you I didn’t want to date him?
Him: Is that really true? You don’t want to date him at all? You’re not curious about the two of you?
Him: I hope.
Me: Honestly, I don’t know.
Him: He told me you’ve had a crush on him for years.
Me: He knew that?
Him: Apparently. You’ve known me for a couple of months. You’ve known him for years. You’re not curious?
Me: I….This is irrelevant.
Him: It’s not irrelevant. I can’t date someone my brother is in love with.
Me: HE’S NOT IN LOVE WITH ME.
Him: I really don’t think it could possibly work between me and you. There’s too much…stuff.
I didn’t answer him because I was too busy screaming.