More Texts With Ian

Me: Can we talk about what happened?

Him: I don’t think that’s a good idea.

Me: Just tell me. Are you seeing someone else?

Him: Would that matter?

Me: Of course it would matter.

Him: It wouldn’t matter.

Me: Stop it. It would make a difference. Wouldn’t it make a difference if I was seeing someone?

Him: I know about you and Boss.

Me: I know you know. I told you.

Him: No. I know how you feel about him.

Me: Mind telling me, since you’re so in the know?

Him: You like him. You have feelings for him.

Me: I have feelings for you.

Him: He has feelings for you.

Me: How would you know this? He acts like he doesn’t like me very much.

Him: He does like you very much.

Me: What does that have to do with you and me?

Him: He’s my brother. It has everything to do with me and you.

Me: What if I told you I didn’t want to date him?

Him: Is that really true? You don’t want to date him at all? You’re not curious about the two of you?

Me: Honestly?

Him: I hope.

Me: Honestly, I don’t know.

Him: He told me you’ve had a crush on him for years.

Me: He knew that?

Him: Apparently. You’ve known me for a couple of months. You’ve known him for years. You’re not curious?

Me: I….This is irrelevant.

Him: It’s not irrelevant. I can’t date someone my brother is in love with.

Me: HE’S NOT IN LOVE WITH ME.

Him: I really don’t think it could possibly work between me and you. There’s too much…stuff.

I didn’t answer him because I was too busy screaming.

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